We are all in our underwear. It’s surreal. It’s kind of okay.
Did you really see the Mona Lisa if you didn’t take a selfie?
The Fullerton – Jade, phoenix, cherry blossom, gold. Damn cliche but your grandmother will love it. 5/10
Mandarin Oriental – Millennial-friendly pseudo tiffany blue, but no self-respecting millennial is going to be seen with this. Next! 4/10
Neo Group – So much potential. Terrarium? Ant farm? Crystal sarcophagus for hamster? The possibilities are endless. 9/10
The Ritz Carlton – Red and gold? Lunar New Year or Mid-Autumn Festival? Mooncakes or oranges? Confusing… but at least got mirror. 5/10
Chang Ho Sek –Super value-for-money, super functional, super gift-able. Also, won’t look cheapskate. 9/10
My Mum's Cookies – Fancy picnic basket. Can’t fit a wine bottle though. 7/10
Swatow Seafood – Literally took the design of the “Gate of Mental Cultivation” from the Forbidden Palace. Lazy AND obiang af. 3/10
Awfully Chocolate – Would make great storage for chess pieces or ancestor's ashes, except the giant logo is a no. 6/10
Kwong Cheong Thye – Fake pearl handle is lame. But gold and purple feels very atas. Very Crazy Rich Asians. 7/10
Crystal Jade – What the hell is this? Doesn’t matter, still buying cause Disney. 10/10
Concorde Hotel – FOUR bunnies in durable acrylic boxes? Pretty and long-lasting. Modern-day Chang'e would be pleased. Submission by Angie Low.
Peach Garden – The LED is great for showing off the medal you got in your primary school sports day. Love it! Submission by Kara Octavia Habaek
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