We feel sorry for all the confused 6 year-olds who live here and go to school telling all their friends that it’s spelt “A-P-L-E!”
A baby from the condo said to another at the playground: "Wanna check out mah Cotz?”
Thereafter, the other baby replied, “Only if you come to my Cradels first'".
Someone tell Singaporean developers that the luxury of a private property does not come with the luxurie of bad spelling… but if you insist, this could serve as a good name for feminine hygiene products from Japan.
We all put up with an asshole called Marc. But if his name was spelt Marq... no chance!
Not misspelt, but in this list for the "Wow... you mean they didn't know what it means?" Also probably why that sign has never been fixed, cos some clever vandals changed it to 'EMOING GLORY"!
Weren’t they a '90s dance band?
In case you donch know, The Trever is attempting to be a clever portmanteau of “tree” and “river”. These are the lows to which we have succumbed. Please, hang us from a tre and then drown us in the ‘ver. We can’t take it anymore.
When your favourite tri-flavoured ice cream wants to jump on the sustainability wagon.
Sounds like “Eww Habitat”. Someone didn’t think this one through...
Translates to “ Rich and cheesy”. Also, isn't this a Japanese biscuit?
The condo where everyone is asleep from 2 to 4pm. You know, like an afternoon… Sea Esta?
"Wipe that smail off your face, it's really spelt like that".
When asked about what the condo name meant, the estate agent had a Vacanza look on his face.
Oh no! There’s been an outbreak of Versilia on Haig Road!
Wah, you push us to Zedge... with all these stupid condo names!