WHO IS THE BEST…’NAS’?

This round: rapper, burger or vlogger?
by JUNK
Cultural MemesApril 26, 2019
“Who got the Phillies? Take this Hennessey”

NAS 1: NAS

Occupation: American rapper, songwriter and entrepreneur.
Partner: Kelis (Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard…)
Age : 45
Good: #5 Greatest MC of all time.
Bad: Feuds with other rappers.
Cool factor: 4/5

Let’s replay the confusion all over again! (I can’t tell if I Like it?)

NAS 2: NASI LEMAK BURGER

Occupation: Gimmick food.
Partner: Fries and Banana Pie.
Age : 2, spawns occasionally, back for 2019!
Good: Brought us Singaporeans together.
Bad: Strange to some.
Cool factor: 5/5

UP YOURS, SINGAPORE!

NAS 3: NAS DAILY

Occupation: Patronising “woke” broadcaster in a hurry.
Partner: Alyne Tamir
Age: 27
Good: Brought us Singaporeans together.
Bad: Pushed us Singaporeans apart too.
Cool factor: -5/5

WINNER: NASI LEMAK BURGER!

WELCOME BACK! You’re weird, but we love you!!!

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